This is the business that regulates whether people may call themselves Midwesterners or not. I got a hold of the written test they give, and am sharing it here:- Are you, or have you ever been, at least 8 pounds overweight?
- Do you like meat and potatoes?
- Can you change a light bulb by yourself with no problem?
- Do you own duck boots?
- Do you know or are you related to a farmer, or do you do business with one?
- Are you friendly to white strangers?
- Do you think having an ATV or RV would be okay if someone else paid for it?
- Have you ever been all sweaty?
- Have you ever had a beer because there was nothing else to drink?
- Do you think "bobcat" is both a noun and a verb?
1. Describe the difference between a bulldozer and a backhoe.
2. Describe the little place on the lake.
3. What are the three most important gun safety rules?
3 comments:
Rule #1 - Keep your booger picker off the bang switch. My personal favorite.
Ha!
Most important gun rules (any three of the five, and you pass):
-"Always point the muzzle in a safe direction"
-"Always treat every firearm as if it were loaded"
-"Keep your booger picker off the bang switch," also known as, keep your finger outside the trigger guard until ready to fire"
-"Never point a firearm at anybody, even for a joke"
-"Guns and alcohol don't mix"
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