Don’t pee facing uphill.
After a summer day outdoors, a long hot shower will only drive the ticks deeper into your groin.
Don’t park the car beneath a female Osage-Orange tree when it's dropping 7-ounce hard-shelled fruits.
If you sneak outside wearing only flip-flops, do it after delivery people are done for the day.
Never say, “Aw, it’s too warm for black ice. . .”
Don’t poke at a wasp’s nest with a broom handle.