Thursday, January 26, 2017

Good Things About the Dead of Winter

  • No bugs.
  • No bug bites.
  • Everyone else is flabby too.
  • Heating pad for car seat.
  • Tired of chocolate.
  • No garden worries.
  • Lengthening days.
  • Hats to cover up unwashed or unstyled hair, parkas to cover unwashed and unironed clothes, etc.
  • Big thick anorak-style hoodies with agricultural logos.
  • Sitting in the rocking chair staring into space is okay.
  • Hands encircling warm cups of coffee or tea.
  • Citrus.
  • Having trails all to yourself.
  • No waiting at the pedicurist.
  • People bake.
  • Soups.
  • No bell-ringers.
  • Everyone buys lotto tickets without shame.
  • No one is on your case to go out and have fun.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tired of chocolate?