It's more important in the country than in the city for a woman to show her femininity so's people don't think you're one of those man-hater women's libbers. When I drive downstate I put on lipstick (looks like I'm wearing full makeup); that could be the difference between being helped with a flat tire or left to change it myself. Other acceptable ways to look like a girly girl:
- Wear pink or red
- Wear floral prints or at least paint-on or stick-on flowers on your clothes
- Wear flowy clothing
- Dye your hair blonde
- Grow your hair long, no matter how awful it looks (mine is short, so I compensate with pink or red or florals)
- Have your toenails and fingernails painted. Extra points for long fingernails with nail art (as shown).
- Wear bling
- Don't wear Birkenstock sandals
- Do show cleavage (at any age)
- Smile and make your eyes big
- Wear full makeup
- Have a very obvious and huge boob job
In short, look like Dolly Parton as much you can. The nail-art samples above come from the local nail salon that I favor.
In short, look like Dolly Parton as much you can. The nail-art samples above come from the local nail salon that I favor.
