Showing posts with label midwest acceptance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label midwest acceptance. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Only a Select Few Can Be. . .

This is the business that regulates whether people may call themselves Midwesterners or not. I got a hold of the written test they give, and am sharing it here:
  1. Are you, or have you ever been, at least 8 pounds overweight?
  2. Do you like meat and potatoes?
  3. Can you change a light bulb by yourself with no problem?
  4. Do you own duck boots?
  5. Do you know or are you related to a farmer, or do you do business with one?
  6. Are you friendly to white strangers?
  7. Do you think having an ATV or RV would be okay if someone else paid for it?
  8. Have you ever been all sweaty?
  9. Have you ever had a beer because there was nothing else to drink?
  10. Do you think "bobcat" is both a noun and a verb?
 Essay questions:

1. Describe the difference between a bulldozer and a backhoe.

2. Describe the little place on the lake.

3. What are the three most important gun safety rules?